Ever since I moved to DC I’ve been baffled at the number of
men, regardless of political affiliation, I see proudly strutting about in
really, really high high waters. And while yes, I spend the majority of my time
on the Hill, this “trend” has been happening all around the Beltway.
Then Trump decides to literally melt the EPA’s budget by 31%
and cut staff by 20% and finally the really, really high high waters make sense! THE FLOOD IS
COMING!
“We are
going to get rid of [the EPA] in almost every form. We're going to have little tidbits
left but we're going to take a tremendous amount out," Trump said last year during a debate.
Scott Pruitt, the head of the EPA, denies that CO2 is a major contributing factor to climate change. So let’s go ahead and roll back the tremendous job President Obama did to
reduce our carbon footprint, because hey, “global warming” is just a hoax.
THE FLOOD IS COMING PEOPLE! And you can tell that these men
know it’s coming because the high waters keep getting higher. (And the sock
choices keep getting worse.)
Let’s go ahead and evaporate the Energy Star program, which
helps education institutions, consumers, businesses, local governments and
non-profits, because hey, polar bears should just learn to swim right? And when
polar bears start treading for a really, really long time, we’ll know because
THE FLOOD IS COMING!
Taking a torch to the EPA’s budget is despicably unacceptable,
as are polar bears treading water. Save the polar bears, and stop wearing the
high waters.
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