I cannot help
but assume the New York Times bestseller
“50 Shades of Grey” must have had some influence on John Raese and his campaign
team. On the second-time Republican U.S. Senate candidate’s website homepage,
there are two videos. The top YouTube video, which is lengthy at 3:39, has
shots featuring the candidate’s butt and crotch area in a pair of light denim
jeans.
Does the man
who thinks "We need 1,000 laser systems put in the sky” have poll results
that say he needs to target a certain female age demographic? Did he and his
campaign team feel that hopping onto the 50 Shades “Mommy Porn” wave would move
numbers? Does he actually think West Virginians will find his derriere
appealing?
Trying to put
myself in Raese’s alligator Gucci loafers...
Christian Grey
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John Raese
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Ridiculous Wealth
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Yes
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Yes
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Extremely Handsome
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Yes
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Nope
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Sharp Dresser
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Yes
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As long as my gold Rolex is on
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Owns several homes
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Yes
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Yes
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Definitely in the top 1%
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Yes
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You bet I'm the top 1%
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Owns an Airplane
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Yes
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Yes
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Looks good in worn-looking jeans
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Yes
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Check out my butt again!
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Nope, can’t
picture it. Slow that twitching palm and keep on dreaming Raese.
