Wednesday, March 22, 2017

I finally get why so many men in DC wear high waters...

Ever since I moved to DC I’ve been baffled at the number of men, regardless of political affiliation, I see proudly strutting about in really, really high high waters. And while yes, I spend the majority of my time on the Hill, this “trend” has been happening all around the Beltway.

Then Trump decides to literally melt the EPA’s budget by 31% and cut staff by 20% and finally the really, really high high waters make sense! THE FLOOD IS COMING!

We are going to get rid of [the EPA] in almost every form. We're going to have little tidbits left but we're going to take a tremendous amount out," Trump said last year during a debate

Scott Pruitt, the head of the EPA, denies that CO2 is a major contributing factor to climate change. So let’s go ahead and roll back the tremendous job President Obama did to reduce our carbon footprint, because hey, “global warming” is just a hoax.

THE FLOOD IS COMING PEOPLE! And you can tell that these men know it’s coming because the high waters keep getting higher. (And the sock choices keep getting worse.)

Let’s go ahead and evaporate the Energy Star program, which helps education institutions, consumers, businesses, local governments and non-profits, because hey, polar bears should just learn to swim right? And when polar bears start treading for a really, really long time, we’ll know because 

Taking a torch to the EPA’s budget is despicably unacceptable, as are polar bears treading water. Save the polar bears, and stop wearing the high waters.

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