Wednesday, June 27, 2012

50 Shades of… Raese? Hardly!


I cannot help but assume the New York Times bestseller “50 Shades of Grey” must have had some influence on John Raese and his campaign team. On the second-time Republican U.S. Senate candidate’s website homepage, there are two videos. The top YouTube video, which is lengthy at 3:39, has shots featuring the candidate’s butt and crotch area in a pair of light denim jeans.

Does the man who thinks "We need 1,000 laser systems put in the sky” have poll results that say he needs to target a certain female age demographic? Did he and his campaign team feel that hopping onto the 50 Shades “Mommy Porn” wave would move numbers? Does he actually think West Virginians will find his derriere appealing? 

Trying to put myself in Raese’s alligator Gucci loafers...




Christian Grey

John Raese

Ridiculous Wealth
 Yes 
 Yes
Extremely Handsome
 Yes
 Nope
Sharp Dresser
 Yes
 As long as my gold Rolex is on
Owns several homes
 Yes
 Yes
Definitely in the top 1%
 Yes
 You bet I'm the top 1% 
Owns an Airplane
 Yes
 Yes
Looks good in worn-looking jeans
 Yes
 Check out my butt again! 


Nope, can’t picture it. Slow that twitching palm and keep on dreaming Raese. 

0 comments:

Post a Comment